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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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