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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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