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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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