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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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