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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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