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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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