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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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