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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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