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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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