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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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