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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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