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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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