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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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