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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛
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