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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗
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