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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺
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