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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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