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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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