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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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