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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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