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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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