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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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