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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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