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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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