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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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