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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻
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