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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖
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