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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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