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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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