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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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