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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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