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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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