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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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