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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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