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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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