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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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