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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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