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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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