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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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