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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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