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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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