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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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