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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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