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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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