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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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