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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦
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