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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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