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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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