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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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