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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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