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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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