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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻
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