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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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