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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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